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  • 🌎 WTF News Report: This Week’s Stupidest True Stories from Around the Globe

    WTF News Report

    Welcome back, fellow eye-rollers and sanity survivors, to another episode of “How is the human race still breathing?“Here’s this week’s lineup of absolutely true, totally stupid stories that prove Earth is just a giant Walmart at 2 a.m. floating through space. 🚨 1. New Mexico Judge Arrested for Harboring a Gang Member Apparently, when you… Read more

  • Dems Rush to El Salvador to Join MS13 in Solidarity!

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    BREAKING: Democrats seen sprinting to El Salvador to “stand in solidarity” with MS-13. Because when open borders aren’t enough, it’s time for open gang membership. Pelosi brought the rosĂ©, Bernie’s practicing his gang signs, and AOC’s Googling “how to say defund police in Spanish.” You can’t make this up… but we did. #WTFNewsReport #DemsJoinMS13 #SatireNews… Read more

  • Kamala’s Word Salad Bar

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    Kamala’s Word Salad Bar“Now Tossing Daily—No Dressing, All Messing” 🤣 Section Description:Step right up to the Kamala Word Salad Bar, where logic takes a lunch break and grammar goes on vacation! Here, we lovingly curate Vice President Kamala Harris’s most legendary speeches—those glorious, winding journeys where nouns and verbs mingle freely like it’s Burning Man… Read more

  • Hunter Biden’s Autopen – The Real MVP of the Biden Family?

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    In breaking fake news that absolutely no one asked for but somehow got anyway, sources are now whispering about the existence of Hunter Biden’s Autopen. Yes, you heard right—apparently, the Biden family has gone full Transformer with another robot pen roaming the halls of power. Move over, Siri. There’s a new digital signature diva in… Read more

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