Welcome to WTF News Report – Where Reality is Stranger Than Fiction!
Congratulations! You’ve officially stumbled upon the most mind-blowing, head-shaking, “did-that-actually-happen?!” news site on the internet. Here at WTF News Report, we specialize in delivering the world’s most ridiculous, absurd, and downright stupid news—because let’s face it, reality is a dumpster fire, and we’re just here roasting marshmallows.
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From politicians saying things that make a goldfish look like a genius, to bizarre crime stories that make Florida look… well, like Florida, we’ve got it all. Served fresh, sarcastic, and just barely believable.
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Dems Rush to El Salvador to Join MS13 in Solidarity!
BREAKING: Democrats seen sprinting to El Salvador to “stand in solidarity” with MS-13. Because when open borders aren’t enough, it’s time for open gang membership. Pelosi brought the rosé, Bernie’s practicing his gang signs, and AOC’s Googling “how to say defund police in Spanish.” You can’t make this up… but we did. #WTFNewsReport #DemsJoinMS13 #SatireNews…
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BREAKING: Letitia “Lock-Him-Up” James Now Under Investigation for Real Estate Fraud!
Turns out when she wasn’t busy trying to bankrupt Trump over property valuations, Letitia may have been cooking the books on her own real estate deals. That’s right — the queen of courtroom crusades might be playing Monopoly with actual fraud charges. Park Place, meet perp walk. New Yorkers are stunned — not because she’s…
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Hunter Biden’s Autopen – The Real MVP of the Biden Family?
In breaking fake news that absolutely no one asked for but somehow got anyway, sources are now whispering about the existence of Hunter Biden’s Autopen. Yes, you heard right—apparently, the Biden family has gone full Transformer with another robot pen roaming the halls of power. Move over, Siri. There’s a new digital signature diva in…
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Biden’s Autopen: The Real Commander-in-Cheat?
“Biden’s Autopen: The Real Commander-in-Cheat?” In a political world full of scandals, cover-ups, and eyebrow-raising press conferences, you’d think the “Autopen Scandal” wouldn’t even crack the Top 50 of White House drama. But oh, no. Here we are—2025—and the President of the United States is being grilled like a cheap steak over… a robot pen.…
