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  • 🌎 WTF News Report: This Week’s Stupidest True Stories from Around the Globe

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    Welcome back, fellow eye-rollers and sanity survivors, to another episode of “How is the human race still breathing?“Here’s this week’s lineup of absolutely true, totally stupid stories that prove Earth is just a giant Walmart at 2 a.m. floating through space. 🚨 1. New Mexico Judge Arrested for Harboring a Gang Member Apparently, when you… Read more

  • Dems Rush to El Salvador to Join MS13 in Solidarity!

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    BREAKING: Democrats seen sprinting to El Salvador to “stand in solidarity” with MS-13. Because when open borders aren’t enough, it’s time for open gang membership. Pelosi brought the rosĂ©, Bernie’s practicing his gang signs, and AOC’s Googling “how to say defund police in Spanish.” You can’t make this up… but we did. #WTFNewsReport #DemsJoinMS13 #SatireNews… Read more

  • BREAKING: Letitia “Lock-Him-Up” James Now Under Investigation for Real Estate Fraud!

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    Turns out when she wasn’t busy trying to bankrupt Trump over property valuations, Letitia may have been cooking the books on her own real estate deals. That’s right — the queen of courtroom crusades might be playing Monopoly with actual fraud charges. Park Place, meet perp walk. New Yorkers are stunned — not because she’s… Read more

  • 🚨 WTF Weekly: Humanity Hits Snooze on the Apocalypse Week of April 7, 2025

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    Welcome back to WTF Weekly — your weekly tour through the dumpster fire we call “the news.” While most media outlets are still busy pretending everything’s fine, we’re here with a steaming pile of realness, stupidity, and cosmic-level cringe. Let’s dive into the stories that prove Earth is basically the Florida of the universe. 🛸… Read more

  • 🚨 WTF Weekly: The World is Still on Fire, and Somehow Dumber Week of April 1, 2025

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    🚨 WTF Weekly: Welcome to WTF Weekly—your one-stop shop for everything absurd, idiotic, and mind-melting from the past seven days. If you thought the world couldn’t get any weirder…well, buckle up, buttercup. This week delivered stupidity on a silver platter, and we’re here to serve it hot and unfiltered. 🍔 Florida Man Tries to Rob… Read more

  • Kamala’s Word Salad Bar

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    Kamala’s Word Salad Bar“Now Tossing Daily—No Dressing, All Messing” 🤣 Section Description:Step right up to the Kamala Word Salad Bar, where logic takes a lunch break and grammar goes on vacation! Here, we lovingly curate Vice President Kamala Harris’s most legendary speeches—those glorious, winding journeys where nouns and verbs mingle freely like it’s Burning Man… Read more

  • Hunter Biden’s Autopen – The Real MVP of the Biden Family?

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    In breaking fake news that absolutely no one asked for but somehow got anyway, sources are now whispering about the existence of Hunter Biden’s Autopen. Yes, you heard right—apparently, the Biden family has gone full Transformer with another robot pen roaming the halls of power. Move over, Siri. There’s a new digital signature diva in… Read more

  • Biden’s Autopen: The Real Commander-in-Cheat?

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    “Biden’s Autopen: The Real Commander-in-Cheat?” In a political world full of scandals, cover-ups, and eyebrow-raising press conferences, you’d think the “Autopen Scandal” wouldn’t even crack the Top 50 of White House drama. But oh, no. Here we are—2025—and the President of the United States is being grilled like a cheap steak over… a robot pen.… Read more

  • AOC DUMBFOUNDED AGAIN !

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    AOC Left Speechless When Asked: Are Democrats Fueling Violence Against Tesla?Anti-Elon rally turns chaotic—who’s REALLY to blame? AOC’s reaction says it all.#AOC #ElonMusk #Tesla #Democrats #WTFNewsReport #PoliticalSatire #AntiTesla #NewsReels #CaughtOnCamera #FacepalmMoment #WokeGoneWild #Speechless #ElonVsTheLeft #ViralReels #NewsWithAttitude Read more

  • Kamala’s Word Salad #1

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    “Kamala Harris wants us to invest in investing. Next, she’ll suggest we spend money on spending. #EconomicGenius #InvestInInvesting #KamalaHarrisQuotes” Read more

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